Me: KYLEEE, I want to go Maldives on my honeymoon. So you have to save $20,000 in 10yrs okay?
Kyle: Fuck sia. OKAY UH, I JUST STOP EATING.
Me: And you also have to pay for the wedding, so that's another $20-30,000.
Kyle: We get married under the void deck ah. Cheaper.
Me: FUCK, NO.
Kyle: Psh. Okay la, we get married at your condo. Got dance studio, so aircon provided. Then got pool. CAN ALREADY.
Me: Cheapskate sial. :(

*while he was walking me home*

Kyle: Eh, you don't anyhow cross the road! o.o
Me: Nevermind, atleast we'll die together.
Kyle: No, I'll run.
Me: Bastard sia. -..-
Kyle: HAHAHA. No la, I'll push you away.
Me: Awwww. Like those in sad love stories only.
Kyle: No, I'll push you towards a bigger car. HAHAHHAHA.
Me: Fuck you ah, cb.